pour one out to the neopets we left for dead
my mom said that if this gets 100k+ notes she’ll let me fly to Massachusetts and force zackisontumblr to reblog everyones posts
when this hits 100k notes i’m making him reblog my selfie and you should too
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I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell
Jajaja good idea
i don’t need a personal trainer i need a personal kanye
sunglasses emoji only wears his shades to hide the tears
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seeing assholes u used to be friends with like
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"You should smile more!"
"You look tired!"
"Are you really going to eat all that?"
Is it that time of month?
"You’re just being dramatic"
"You have terrible taste"
"Just exercise and eat less!"
"Thats really slutty"
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